What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the best AI writing?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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From Russia With Love

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

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